The man who smiles when all goes wrong has already thought of someone to blame it on...


Friday, 19 March 2010

People...

Have you ever noticed how people ruin the world? I mean seriously, the world would be a much better place if it was just me, my family and my friends (well some of them anyway, i would get to choose - obviously). They say emos want to kill themselves and goths want to kill everyone else (quote care of: QI) and i my dear fellows am definately the later. i was walking through the corridor just today and EVERYONE was getting in the way, then, just as I was at the end of my tether, these three stupid looking boys got in a fight with each other (seriously, it wasnt even a REAL fight, just flimsily pushing each other against the wall) and something just snapped. It was at this point that I put on my "Dont mess with Me" voice and yelled that "if they couldnt walk properly then they shouldnt be useing the corridors!" then, of course, their retort, yes as inteligent as they may have seemed earlier in this post, was "yeah well your mum". How old is that quote? Dont you just want to strangle every little twit who uses that phrase? What does it even mean? Do they know my mother? Are they wittily trying to imply that said mother is not quite capable of walking without pushing her friend in to others? I think not! I beleive this is a stupid, useless thing to say, the point of which is to make one sound or appear older and in fact has the reverse effect of making one sound like a twiddle brain. Yes, thats right - a twiddle brain! How anyone can condone the useage of a twiddle-brain sounding phrase is completely beyond me! Stop now, I plead with you! Spare me my sanity, now!

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