Oh how can we live like this...

Today, class, im here to talk about the use of rubbers. I have a question to pose to you all, how come some of them don't work? The object of a rubber is to rub out unwanted lines, so how can they be allowed to sell stupid little chunks of white rubber, that don't infact rub anything out, but instead smear your work all over the place and leave annoying black smudges that you then need to apply another rubber to?! It's almost maddening (well, it would be completely maddening if I weren't already) don't you want to complain and whine? Dear Lord, must it be so hard to remove mistakes from our page? No, I say, no it shouldn't! Let us all rise up and rebel against the useless rubber! Let us cast it out into the cold, wet rain, never to be seen again! Goodbye, farewell, to the rubber!