Oh how can we live like this...

Today, class, im here to talk about the use of rubbers. I have a question to pose to you all, how come some of them don't work? The object of a rubber is to rub out unwanted lines, so how can they be allowed to sell stupid little chunks of white rubber, that don't infact rub anything out, but instead smear your work all over the place and leave annoying black smudges that you then need to apply another rubber to?! It's almost maddening (well, it would be completely maddening if I weren't already) don't you want to complain and whine? Dear Lord, must it be so hard to remove mistakes from our page? No, I say, no it shouldn't! Let us all rise up and rebel against the useless rubber! Let us cast it out into the cold, wet rain, never to be seen again! Goodbye, farewell, to the rubber!

People...

Have you ever noticed how people ruin the world? I mean seriously, the world would be a much better place if it was just me, my family and my friends (well some of them anyway, i would get to choose - obviously). They say emos want to kill themselves and goths want to kill everyone else (quote care of: QI) and i my dear fellows am definately the later. i was walking through the corridor just today and EVERYONE was getting in the way, then, just as I was at the end of my tether, these three stupid looking boys got in a fight with each other (seriously, it wasnt even a REAL fight, just flimsily pushing each other against the wall) and something just snapped. It was at this point that I put on my "Dont mess with Me" voice and yelled that "if they couldnt walk properly then they shouldnt be useing the corridors!" then, of course, their retort, yes as inteligent as they may have seemed earlier in this post, was "yeah well your mum". How old is that quote? Dont you just want to strangle every little twit who uses that phrase? What does it even mean? Do they know my mother? Are they wittily trying to imply that said mother is not quite capable of walking without pushing her friend in to others? I think not! I beleive this is a stupid, useless thing to say, the point of which is to make one sound or appear older and in fact has the reverse effect of making one sound like a twiddle brain. Yes, thats right - a twiddle brain! How anyone can condone the useage of a twiddle-brain sounding phrase is completely beyond me! Stop now, I plead with you! Spare me my sanity, now!

Hide Ho...

This is me sayin, Howdy.
Hey ya'll i'm thinking of writing something about myself...Yep i think i will!!!
I live in a chocolate teapot, drink lots of milk and eat the handle of my home. I want to live in Eqypt, but the only thing is, my house will melt...i would be sad and sticky. Hmmmmm...Me feels i need to ponder this more!

OWLS...

Hello, my friendly followers.
I thought you might like to know about my latest like; OWLS. they are so furry and cute and small and everything! i love owls and so have added a pic, keep up with my animal fasinations.