♥ EgyptianMonster ♥: April 2010

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

Chocolate Bunnies...

OK peeps, youve probably all realised by now that its easter! See i like easter but...hold on to your panties...i dont really like chocolate that much. I do like it but i hate being bombarded by it. But here we come to the crunch...how do you eat a chocolate bunny? Ears first? Feet first? Plus just looking in to that poor bunnies face as ou devour him! Its horrble! RIP bunnies that ive eaten! They'll probably come back as a higher life form...maybe a chocolate fox! Yum X

Things To Do In An Elevator...

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

The Twilight Oath...

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Sometimes...

Sometimes i lie awake at night, and i wonder to myself... "Where the heck has my ceiling gone."

Sometimes i wonder to myself... what happens if you get scared to death twice?

Sometimes i think to myself... yep, the buddy system is esential to survival, it gives the enemy another target!

Sometimes i think... life isn't so much trying to pass me by, but trying to knock me over!

Sometimes i have to say to others... "i don't suffer from insantity, idiot, i'm enjoying every minute of it!"

Sometimes i have to say... "if you don't like the way i drive, then stay the hell off the pavement!"

Sometimes i know it's going to be a bad day... when i jump out of bed and miss the floor!

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